Some friends I value over others.....
The King and I have been hanging out a lot lately.....mainly because we're both unemployed and need a drinking/golfing buddy. Last weekend we made our annual trek to the Union Street festival and met up with everybody to drink mojitos at Betelnut and watch the girls go by. Unfortunately, it wasn't very hot so the women had on far too much clothing for our tastes....at least I had the Lakers-Kings game to entertain me. The King didn't let the abundance of outerwear stop him though.....he is very serious about his girl watching. We always observe him when some cute girls go by to see if his eyes will follow them.....and he rarely disappoints us. The thing about him is that he never uses his peripheral vision.....he always swivels his whole head to watch the hoochies and stares them down for a good quarter mile or so. He is becoming less and less discreet about it too.....now he swings his head around with such force and velocity that I almost expect to hear some kung-fu movie sound affects accompanying the move. In fact, I don't have to keep an eye out for the girlies myself....I just wait the hear the cracking of the whip sound coming from the King to signal me that some females are passing by. That's right, I have my own personal hoochie-early-warning-system......
posted by Number at 9:58 PM [edit] 
